We might need to send a few of these into Websters! Can you think of any more?
DUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids
would care to order dessert.
FEEDBACK: the inevitable result when the
baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.
FULL NAME: what you call
your child when you're mad at him.
GRANDPARENTS: the people who think
your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them
right.
INDEPENDENT: how we want our children to be as long as they do
everything we say.
OW: the first word spoken by children with older
siblings
PUDDLE: a small body of water that draws other small bodies
wearing dry shoes into it.
SHOW OFF: a child who is more talented than
yours.
STERILIZE: what you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling
it, and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it and wiping it with
saliva.
TOP BUNK: where you should never put a child wearing Superman
jammies.
WHODUNIT: none of the kids that live in your house
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